can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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