You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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