sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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