i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
