Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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