Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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