Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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