Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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