You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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