All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
