It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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