I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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