There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
