normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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