Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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