are you still at the devil's house?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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