I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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