brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She said her name was "party"
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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