You surviving the open bar?
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If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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