apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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