I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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