help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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