I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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