He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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