did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i would punch a child for taco bell
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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