We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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