its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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