Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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