clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
