She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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