Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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