we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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