Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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