Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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