All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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