Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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