Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I did not marry a roomba.
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