remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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