Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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