Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just pee around me
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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