Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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