it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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