gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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