White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
