i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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