I wish I could punch you in the face.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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