Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize
