I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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