she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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