The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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